Love Now Comes in a Pill

 

Love in a pill

Presentation: Billycoy Tablets 25mg or 50mg. Billycoy Quickie capsules 25mg or 50mg.

Indications: Short-term treatment for lovelessness, low self-esteem, virginity and libido. It also cures loss of appetite with sex and longing for Billycoy Dacuycuy.

Dosage: Adults: Female: Maximum of 100mg per day. Male: Maximum of 50 mg per day.

Contraindications: Being a virgin since birth and high levels of libido.

Precautions/Warnings: Symptoms/History of cardiovascular and respiratory problems. Central nervous disturbances include loss of concentration with current activity and may be diverted with daydreaming, lucid imagination and hyperactivity of wet dreams. Prolonged treatment with horniness, sexual addiction and more than often erection/wetting may be necessary.

Adverse reactions: Occasional: Uncontrollable masturbation, raping of mirror, self-love, narcissism, multiple orgasms and watching of porn often. Rare: Loss of interest with a sexual partner, swelling of palms or fingers because of friction, stained floors or clothings because of lovejuices and drug dependency when horny. Isolated cases: Lovejuice drought, massive wetting or emissions, aggravated psychological symptoms of a sex maniac.

Note: Please review product information before prescribing.

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Heto ang handog ko para sa mga kapareho kong mga Untouched Since Birth (USB), loveless, virgin at mga brokenhearted ngayong araw ng mga puso. Kaya pumunta sa malapit na hardware at bilhin ang gamot na ito. NOW NA!